Wednesday, October 31, 2012

News: Police Break Up Cat Party

Late breaking news from the Reykjavik Grapevine. Shit's getting real in Iceland.

Police Break Up Cat Party

Police in Suðurnes were, for possibly the first time in the history of the region, called out to break up a party being held by cats.

Morgunblaðið reports that residents living around a house known to be unoccupied for some time noticed several cats coming in and out of an open window. This piqued the curiosity of residents, who summarily called police to the location at around noon last Sunday.

Police arrived at the scene and, entering the house, found no people there. However, two to three cats - the exact number is still unclear - were allegedly occupying the house. 

According to police reports, the cats were "snuggling" on a couch that had been left behind by the previous residents.

Officers on the scene sprang into action, immediately evicting the cats from the house. 

They then ensured that all doors and windows into the house were securely closed and locked, in the hopes of preventing an incident of this sort from ever happening again.

If you live in the Suðurnes area and witness cats occupying abandoned homes and holding parties, you can contact the local police and rest assured that they will respond without hesitation.

9 comments:

  1. Two (or maybe three) cats were snuggling on the couch?! :D

    What a relief to hear that these menaces to society were evicted by the officers of the law. It's a difficult job, but someone has to do it!

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  2. It smells like pussy up in here!

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  3. Sounds like where I live. They'll send 2-3 cop cars after someone walking his dog without a leash, but houses and cars get broken into all the time around here.

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  4. What? Three cats?! In the SAME HOUSE?!?

    What has become of Suðurnes?

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  5. First they're snuggling on the sofa, the next thing you know they are plotting your death. Way to go po-po.

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  6. Are you sure this isn't from the Onion?

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  7. @ merlallen, is this Iceland's version of the Onion?
    http://www.mbl.is/frettir/innlent/2012/10/29/logregla_leysti_upp_kattaparti/

    I can't tell. It's all Icelandic to me. Where the hell is Bjork when you need her?

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  8. Iceland is weird like this. Go Scotland!

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