Wednesday, October 31, 2012

News: Mom Called To Make Sure You're Not Under That Dangling Crane

She worries, you know.

From The Onion.

Mom Just Called To Make Sure You're Not Under That Dangling Crane

BOISE, ID—Calling to check on him for the fourth consecutive morning amid reports of the dangers posed by Hurricane Sandy, local mom Mary Canfield expressed relief Tuesday after learning her son in New York wasn’t underneath that crane that’s dangling from a high-rise apartment building in Manhattan.

“Oh, thank God—the thought of you standing under that big, dangling crane was just awful,” said the concerned mother, explaining that as soon as she saw TV footage of the crane on 57th Street in Midtown, she had a “horrible vision” of her son, a 27-year-old Brooklyn resident, trapped beneath the twisted wreckage of the crane as floodwaters rose around him.

“They’re saying it’s 1,000 feet up in the air and just flapping around waiting to fall. Honey, promise you won’t go near that crane, okay?”

Canfield added that in case of an emergency, her son should feel free to call her friend Debbie up in Utica.


  1. Ahahaha! This sounds like something my kids would send me as a joke. Moms worry--it's our job! :-)

  2. I expect the next story will be about a MMA fighter's mom jumping in the ring mid-fight and yelling at the other fighter for hitting her son.

  3. I call my kids whenever there's an accident or anything that's anywhere near them. They are used to it and sometimes stage a preemptive strike by calling me first, "Mom, I'm okay. The mine explosion was 17 counties away."



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