Monday, October 1, 2012

News: Danny Bonaduce Bitten On Face By Fan

Good, the slimy lizard. The woman should be the one worried about catching something, not Bonadouchebag. From US Weekly.


Actor Danny Bonaduce Bit in the Face by Fan at Casino Appearance in Washington

October 1, 2012

by Allison Corneau

Wouldn't a simple handshake have sufficed?

Former child actor Danny Bonaduce learned that meeting and greeting fans can be a dangerous undertaking when a woman eager to meet Bonaduce bit the "Partridge Family" star on his face.

Chatting with fans at a Washington state casino Friday, Bonaduce, 53, encountered the woman during a meet-and-greet and she asked for a kiss after lavishing him with praise for his Partridge Family role.

"They were tiny little Chucky teeth. Man, they just gnawed like piranhas," Bonaduce told KIRO-TV of the woman's teeth, which she sunk into his cheek near his left ear. 


"People are trying to pull her off me . . . I'm screaming like a baby," continued Bonaduce, adding that he will not press charges against the woman, who was taken into custody immediately following Friday's incident.

Given antibiotics as a precaution, the actor told KIRO-TV that he worried the woman was under the influence of bath salts, which contain amphetamine-like chemicals.
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5 comments:

  1. He said he thought the woman was delusional. I expect she was. No one in their right mind would want to get that close to him. The ewww factor is too high.

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  2. The mugshot just made me spit my coffee. LOVE the caption. Love it.

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  3. Apparently, snorting bath salts gives you really bad taste in men. Pun intended.

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  4. WHAT?!?!? I met Danny in a bar on Chicago's south side about 15 years ago and I didn't have any urge to bite his face. Lots of women were whipping their 'girls' out for him to autograph, though.

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  5. The lady who perpetrated this crime is my neighbor. She said he tasted like chicken. Should have known he was fowl.

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