ewww the skin one just gave me the heebie jeebies, but the rest are interesting.
You don't need a black light to find cat pee- it singes your eyebrows as soon as you walk into the room.
I swallow a liter of snot and fart a ballon's worth of gas ever day? Well, isn't that sexy?
These are very clever, but I'd hate to be the one to have to clean out that tiger's litter box!
Daisy, I think the MOTD was just given that job for community service!
I'm pretty sure I can fill two balloons.
Don't anybody tell Tom Green about the balloon one, cuz you know that dillhole will try that shit. Do they even still let that thing on TV?And I'm with Teresa, the skin one is grody. The nips killed it for me. :(
Jump from burning building to safety of waiting clowns or burn to death. Pass me the marshmallows.
RGR, judging by the look on his face, I believe you are right! :D
I'm with Laura. I'd burn before jumping into the giant napkin those clowns are holding to catch me before they eat me. On an unrelated topic, I grew up eating at the Lick A Chick (FPOTD) It was a chain on Cape Breton - the island where I grew up. : )
"Cat pee glows under black light"And crudely scrawled beneath that, "So does semen.""2 oz. of gold can cover a billboard"And at $1,762.60 an ounce that billboard isn't gonna be around for long.