Friday, October 12, 2012

Buy My New Book!

Available now. See links below.


"Back by popular demand, the mind-blowing follow-up to the bestselling 1,001 Facts That Will Scare the S#*t Out of You. An all-new collection of entertaining and horrifying truths about us, our world, and why we’re totally screwed. 

With more disturbing facts and fun new topics, including weird celebrities, boobs, the internet, clowns, serial killers, sexual fetishes, bacon, Elvis, things that will eat you, and more. 

From stupid dead people to halitosis caused by constipation to a singer whose music can get you killed in some Jamaican neighborhoods, it’s all here—everything you need to know about the scary s#*t that surrounds all of us.

FACT: Men are four times as likely as women to be struck by lightning.

FACT: McDonald’s McRib sandwich contains some of the same ingredients used to manufacture gym mats and running shoes.

FACT: Celine Dion first met future husband René Angélil when she was 12 years old. He was 38.

FACT: A study suggests that food like bacon affect the brain in a manner similar to cocaine and heroin, overloading pleasure centers and requiring increasing amounts."

Rated FIVE STARS (*****)

Makes a great Christmas gift! Buy it at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or Penguin Books.

Thanks for your support.


  1. Yes! I've got mine. Great book, Cary! =)

    Everyone should get it. Trust me, you all will love it!

    And now, for some reason, I feel the need to go eat some bacon.

  2. Book is good. Shark section needs follow up with an Orca section. Orcas kill and eat sharks like Twix bars. Orcas are bad asses fur sure. The End.

  3. Thanks for the big chunk on clowns in there, Cary. Really hits home.



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