Thursday, October 4, 2012

Bridezilla's Bitchy Bossy Letter To Her Bridesmaids Of The Day

Someone smite this bitch. I'm serious. Her entitled, narcissistic ass needs to be put down for the bad grammar and spelling alone.

From Uproxx and Kathy Lowry.

To my lovely Bridesmaids: [Names removed to protect the brideslaves]

As you all know I picked 10 wonderful ladies to stand by my side, share and make happen my special day to Jake. Each of you individually have a reason and a special place in my heart of why I picked you to be a bridesmaid.

We have set our date for Saturday, August 31, 2013 in Vail, Colorado. That seems far away but it really isn’t, the earlier the planning the better. You may have already knew that my wonderful sister L— will be the Maid of Honor, she’s in charge under me. Also my lovely mom will be a big help as well. L— has a big role in throwing me a bridal shower and bachelorette party, of course all of you guys do but at the end of the day shes the go to person and makes it happen+Doe.

You all have a big roll in this wedding, so before we continue I’m going to be setting some ground rules and its very important you read and think about everything through before you accept this honor to be a bridesmaid. If you guys email anything I would also like you to put L— in the CC. Not all the bridesmaid need to be CC’d unless its coming from me or L—, if it something everyone needs to see then well do it. We set the date to August 31, 2013 if that’s a problem we need to know NOW. Also by the end of the week we will be setting dates for the engagement party, bridal show and bachelorette party.

Our wedding party is really the most important people at the wedding besides my self and Jake so we want every single one of our bridesmaid and grooms at our parties, I have 10 not 8 where two couldn’t make it so if you already know you cant make one of the parties then we have to find someone else, not to be harsh in the slightest it would sadden me and of course you’ll still be invited to our wedding, engagement ect. But it’s different if your not in the wedding party and couldn’t make it. We’ll give everyone well advance dates for the parties and it will always fall on a weekend.

The wedding as I stated will be in Vail the engagement party will either be in NY or CT and the bachelorette party will be in Vegas, cliche yeaa but I’ve never been.

(It gets worse. Read on here.)


  1. It's hard to believe that she even has 10 friends to bestow this "honor" upon. I can't imagine that anyone would be willing to be a part of her wedding party. If she treats her new groom the same way, I don't think the marriage will last long either.

  2. August 31st you say? It just so happens I'm free that day-- I'm crashing this clusterfuck. I'm going to get dressed up, show up with my gift-- taking the bride to Camp Slap-A-Ho. You're welcome.

  3. Oh my god- what a great idea- crash her wedding and ruin it! Yes, I know that is petty, childish, and immature but I would rather be all 3 of those things than be the biggest bitc* in the world. If any of her friends actually be her brideslave then they are idiots. Somebody should start a movement that we should all attend her wedding and protest it, ruin it, etc. Vail sounds lovely around the end of August, 2013!

  4. Brides like her are the reason I quit catering weddings. I think Jake deserves an intervention.

  5. Jake's banging her sister, don't worry about him.

  6. Have fun getting married by yourself, bitch! (I would totally crash this party.)



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