According to a Yale University study cited by Salon.com and Crayola. Why Crayola? Because crayons made the list. Crayons made the list but not vomit. Mmkay.
1. Coffee
2. Peanut butter
3. Vicks VapoRub
4. Chocolate
5. Wintergreen oil
6. Baby powder
7. Cigarettes
8. Mothballs
9. Dry cat food
10. Beer
11. Ivory bar soap
12. Juicy Fruit gum
13. Orange
14. Cinnamon
15. Lemon
16. Tuna
17. Banana
18. Crayons
19. Cheese
20. Bleach
Very nice, but they forgot some:
Vomit
Ripe roadkill
Baby shit
B. Fucking. O.
Sex
Creosote
Skunk
Sewer
Desperation
What else did they forget?
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Gasoline?
ReplyDeleteScorched hair?
ReplyDeleteGasoline, vanilla, ear wax, bacon, belly button and dog fart. I'm sure i'll think of more as the day progresses. This is fun!
ReplyDeleteDesperation--haha! :-D
ReplyDeleteA couple of my favorites are bread while it is baking and lilacs.
Popcorn
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Old Man/Woman
Too many cats in a house
from Prairie Girl
Cat Urine
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Ruptured abscess
Sorry, I'm a vet tech, there are some smells that will raise you from your grave...
Natural gas - or rather, that smell they add to natural gas so you know it's leaking.
ReplyDeletebelly button? anal glands? ear wax? You guys get your nose into more things than I do.
ReplyDeletePine Sol = headache and nausea
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ReplyDeleteReally? Cat food, but not shit? I don't even mean baby shit...I mean pretty much any ol' kinda shit.
ReplyDeleteAnd bleach *could* be mis-smelled as jizz.
Just sayin'.
Burnt popcorn
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ReplyDeletePlay-doh! As a kid thought you could eat it as it smelled so good.
ReplyDeleteMy dog got sprayed by a skunk a week ago & if I spent eternity smelling Satan's butt crack I would not suffer any more than I did that night. I literally stuffed a Q-Tip smothered in Vicks up my nose. It's personal & recent, but skunk trumps them all for me right now.
ReplyDeleteMy dog got sprayed by a skunk a week ago & if I spent eternity smelling Satan's butt crack I would not suffer any more than I did that night. I literally stuffed a Q-Tip smothered in Vicks up my nose. It's personal & recent, but skunk trumps them all for me right now.
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Mary Jane
Chronic
Can smell it 5 blocks away. Eight if I'm lucky enough to be down wind.
I was thinking the same thing, WEED! Also B-fucking-O made me crack up.
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