Monday, September 17, 2012

Quiz Of The Day: Ailment Or Florida?

By Mike Zuckerman at McSweeney's.


Ailment or Florida?

1. Sepsis
2. Dysthymia
3. Sandalfoot
4. Socrum
5. Nutall Rise
6. Hypoluxo
7. Phosphoria
8. Pica
9. Sprue
10. Volusia
11. Roseola
12. Bogia
13. Arthritis
14. Occulta
15. Pompano
16. Achalasia
17. Tamarac
18. Toxo
19. Coxsackie
20. Craggs
21. Mossy Head
22. Bloody Bluff
23. Elfin Facies
24. Jaundice
25. Osceola
26. Impetigo
27. Coma

Ailment: 1, 2, 8, 9, 11, 14, 16, 18, 19, 23, 24, 26, 27
Florida: 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 12, 15, 17, 20, 21, 22, 25
Both: 13
.

4 comments:

  1. Hahaha! I like this. I'll have to send this one to my son. :D

    ReplyDelete
  2. That explains so much about Florida. :)

    ReplyDelete
  3. When I'm in the Sunshine State I see a lot of stray Socrum and Nutall Rise... usually in Speedos, and it truly is an affliction. *shudder*

    ReplyDelete
  4. #19 is an ailment and also a NY town. I grew up near there! There was a sort of competitiveness between my school district and theirs, used to joke that the only thing notable about theirs was the virus.

    Mind you, the only thing notable about my school district was... um...

    ReplyDelete

LinkWithin

Related Posts with Thumbnails