Thursday, September 6, 2012

News: Man Fakes Own Death Before Proposing To Girlfriend

What a dick! And she said yes? From Gawker and Mighty Joe Stankowski.


Before Proposing to Girlfriend, Man Fakes His Own Death to Show Her How Meaningless Life Would Be Without Him

A wealthy Russian businessman who wanted to propose to his girlfriend decided to test her love for him before popping the question — by faking his own death.

After working with a stuntman, a make-up artist, a screenwriter, and a directer to stage a phony car crash, 30-year-old Alexey Bykov of Omsk told Irina Kolokov to meet him at a certain place at a certain time so she could witness the accident.

"When I arrived there were mangled cars everywhere, ambulances, smoke, and carnage," Kolokov told Russian media. "Then when I saw Alexey covered in blood lying in the road a paramedic told me he was dead and I just broke down in tears."

With his mission accomplished, Bykov rose from the dead and proposed to his stunned partner while drenched in "blood." Kolokov said she contemplated killing him "for real this time," but decided to agree to marry the lunatic instead.

"I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without me and how life would have no meaning without me," Bykov said. "I think it worked but I promise it's the last time."
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10 comments:

  1. I'm trying to remember how to say "douche" in Russian.

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    1. Oddly enough you just flash a picture of this dude and they'll know what you mean.

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  2. It can't be the last time unless she dies first. Idiot.

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  3. Wow, he went to a lot of trouble and expense just to let her know what a manipulative, egotistical jerk he is. She should have turned him down outright so he could realize how empty his life would be without HER. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

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    1. Honestly, I think that message would somehow be lost on this guy. He's a complete and total asshole.

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  4. Wow, he has to be really insecure to feel he needs to go to those lengths before proposing. I would have kneed him in the jewels and went looking for a man with a backbone. What a fuckwit!

    Prairie Girl

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  5. Enjoy your future full of spousal abuse, Irina!

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  6. Words fail. She should read up on sociopaths.

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