What’s with you, cueball? I’m lookin’ at you and thinkin’, 14 in the side pocket
From Rich Girl Red.
Hahaha! Sounds like using "captioning" feature on might just add a whole new level of entertainment to watching TV. Heck, even the commercials might be worth watching for a change!
"tik tak tik tak tik"--HA! :-D
Phrase Whore is the name of my new book of poetry.
"Tik ... tak ... tik ... tak ... tik" is my favorite!
I got sneeze and fart beat. More than once, during some, errr, very fun drinking sessions, I have done synchronized puke 'n fart. Both times in front of guys, both times butt ass nekkid. Good times.
your entire sidebar has me gut laughing and in tears today! I made an ass out of myself at the coffeeshop earlier. Whew.
There are song lyrics in: "I called the poison hotline (poison hotline)/I got some cock in my mouth (cock in my mouth).A call and response thing with (poison hotline) and (cock in my mouth) being in female voices to the hair metal cock-rocking singer.Actually, perhaps Poison have already used them - in the third person as a woman of course.
I actually worked at the National Captioning Institute in Wash. DC during the early implementation of closed captioning on TV. One time, "immensely popular pianist" came out "immensley popular penis." There was a big flurry of letters to the board!
Tik tak tik tak STILL has me rolling. Love it!
All your phrase whore are belong to us.
I was watching the Ted Kennedy funeral with the captioning on. At the graveside, when the priest got ready to give the Prayer of Commendation, the captioning called it the "Prayer of Condemnation."
From Snorg Tees (click pic to link; all sales support LOTD)