Tuesday, August 14, 2012

"Yo Momma" Jokes Of The Day

A great idea from Amy H.

Yo momma so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her

Yo momma so fat, she wakes up in sections

Yo momma got a glass eye with a fish in it

Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus three bucks

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma's glasses so thick, when she looks at a map she can see people waving.

Yo momma so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers

Yo momma's teeth so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice

Yo momma so ugly, she could scare the flies off a shit wagon

Yo momma so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur

Yo momma so greasy, her freckles slipped off

Yo momma so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp
Yo momma so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back

momma so fat, her belly button has an echo

Yo momma so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing it back"

Yo Momma so fat, when she sat on a quarter, she squeezed a booger outta George Washington's nose
Yo momma so ugly, her pillow cries at night

Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

Yo momma so dirty, she sat in the tub and all the water jumped out

Yo momma so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth
Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo momma so ugly, she makes blind children cry

Yo momma's teeth so crooked, it looks like her tongue is in jail
Yo momma so fat, that when she wears high heels, she strikes oil
Yo momma so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup

Yo momma so skinny, she only has one stripe on her pajamas

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread

Yo mamma so old, her social security number is 2

Yo mamma so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make three trips

Yo momma so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks

Yo momma so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money

Yo momma so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop

Yo momma so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it

Yo momma so fat, she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"


  1. Haha....you never cease to amaze me. These are classic!

  2. "Yo momma so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back." Ahahaha!

    Love the list! The photos you put with it are great too.

  3. Yo mamma so fat, her belt size is equator.

  4. Yo momma so fat when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

    My all-time favorite: Yo momma so fat the back of her head looks like a pack of hot dogs.

  5. Yo momma so fat she has her own area code. Great list!



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