Trying to diet? This will help. From Buzzfeed.
NOTchos
Stouffer's lasagna. Cooked for fifty-eight hours instead of minutes. Dad never could work that microwave.
The middle one looks like a deep-fried squid. Eyes and all.
Indeed.
Sizzler side salad: $0.69 (dressing included and no, you can't have it on the side.)
A child made this
Ham 'n' beans 'n' Hershey's syrup
Needs more raisins blueberries
Giant pan o' cheese. Does it really matter what's underneath?
I found something just like this growing under a rotten stump I dug up in my yard.
That's either custard or someone's saved bacon grease.
That steak just twitched.
Bobbitts-in-a-blanket
The Thing
Salmon croak-ettes?
I wonder whose tongue that is.
Pan-fried earlobes. Yum.
How fries die.
Are those maggots?
Church-supper reject. At least they tried to class it up with a styrofoam plate. Paper is so gauche.
See more here if you're a glutton. For food or punishment.
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These captions are hilarious! I can't choose a favorite--growing under a rotten stump, Bobbitts-in-a-blanket, Pan-fried earlobes, maggots--they all made me laugh. Great post! :D
ReplyDeleteYes, thank you- all cravings abolished. p.s. Axle Rose called; He'll take one of everything to go. And a Diet Coke.
ReplyDeleteThe giant pan o' cheese looks like many a non-healing wound I saw during my life in the medical profession. Probably looks the same after "debridement" as well. o_0
ReplyDeleteSeriously, people - either learn how to take decent pictures of food (not easy), or don't take them at all. Hint: taking and sharing snapshots of your dinner taken with your iPhone is never, EVER going to be a good thing.
I love the comments... maggots hahaha
ReplyDeletemmmmm... They remind me of my all time Scottish delicacy favorite at 11pm on a Friday pub night - a MunchyBox
ReplyDeleteThanks, Leisa.
ReplyDeleteNICE, Cabsie. Nice.