Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Son Of The Year Candidate (Of The Day)

If I'm the mom I'm waiting until this meatfuck passes out after his next bender, then taking a squat over his face and pinching off a big hot fresh one. Quid pro quo, Clarice.

Florida Police Arrest Worst Son In World

AUGUST 8--A Florida man yesterday rubbed dog feces in his mother’s face during an argument in the home they share, police report.

Cops arrested William Jenkins, 21, on a felony domestic battery charge for pushing his mother, 53, to the floor during the dispute, according to a Palmetto Police Department report.

When questioned by cops, Jenkins denied pushing his mother, but admitted that he “did rub dog defecation on her face because she yelled at him,” investigators noted.

The confrontation between Jenkins, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was apparently prompted by his mother’s refusal to provide him with a shot of vodka.

Jenkins retrieved the dog feces from the home’s back porch, where his mother’s dog had relieved itself. He “then reached down with his hand picked up the dog defecation and rubbed it in his mother’s face,” cops reported.

Jenkins is being held in the Manatee County jail, where bond has not been set.


  1. Time for junior to get his own place to live, I think. This makes me wonder what other horror stories are lurking in that dysfunctional family, and it makes me fear for the future. It also makes me want to go hug my own sons.

  2. There is some weird shit going down in Manatee County.



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