Monday, August 20, 2012

News Of The Day: Co-Worker With Two Computer Screens Not F*cking Around

From The Onion.

FORT WORTH, TX—Credible sources within your office reported Monday that the guy on the third floor with two computer screens on his desk is not fucking around.

"Amazing—he comes in here, sits down next to me and my one sorry-ass screen, turns on his two screens, and starts tearing it up," marketing assistant Todd Piotrowski said as the guy dragged a window from one screen to the other, which sources confirmed was like watching fucking Minority Report or something.

"He's got three, maybe four programs open on each screen, plus some sort of group video chat running nonstop—he's going balls to the wall over there. How is he doing all this with only one keyboard?"

Piotrowski also speculated that if there’s a limit to how many tabs you can have open in your web browser at once, this guy's gonna hit it.


  1. He sounds intimidating! I wouldn't mess with him. HA! :D

  2. MSOTD looks kind of like David Spade as William H. Macy. With a touch of Robert Downey Jr. thrown in.

  3. If those are two Macs my panties will explode!

  4. I wish my local IT crowd was as bad ass as this. They're all laid back, and "let me check that for you" and stuff.

  5. I'm married to this guy. The paragraph about the multiple programs and chat open (actually it's 2-3 chats going at once) hit the nail. His old job bio said something about "he could launch a space shuttle from his desk".

  6. if things get any worse I'll have to move to america



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