"I used to have a very good friend but he gave up drinking, now he won't answer the phone when I call screaming incoherently at 2 a.m. to sing Rolling Stones songs like we used to do at the bar after work."
From The Onion.
From The Onion.
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What’s with you, cueball? I’m lookin’ at you and thinkin’, 14 in the side pocket
AA can indeed change lives. Ha! I love The Onion.
ReplyDeleteMugshot guy today made me jump back when I scrolled by him. Scary.
I'm no friend of Bill. And he's no friend of mine, don't you worry. He can suck it.
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