What’s with you, cueball? I’m lookin’ at you and thinkin’, 14 in the side pocket
AA can indeed change lives. Ha! I love The Onion. Mugshot guy today made me jump back when I scrolled by him. Scary.
I'm no friend of Bill. And he's no friend of mine, don't you worry. He can suck it.
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