Oh, my goodness. That is one heck of an advertisement.
I'll never enjoy ants on a log again. Ouch.
Ribbed for extra pleasure. I'll keep that in mind.
I hate celery. It tastes like crunchy water with strings in it. This ad makes me hate it even more.
Ooh La .... YIKES, a stick of celery has a toothbrush up my arse.
I can't believe the Celery Marketing Board isn't bringing these back ...www.celeryresearch.com - yeah, it exists ...
Wow, and to think I've been *eating* my celery this whole time instead of letting it sodomize me with a toothbrush... huh.
I'm with Rach on this one. Who'd have known I've been doing it wrong this whole time!
Haha!I like celery but there's not much to it.
That should've been "Found Porn of the Day." So disturbing! The Portrait of the Day is bizarre too; the monkey is wearing more clothes than the human!
Wow. Now I'll probably have nightmares of being sodomized by a stick of celery...with a pointy mustache, to boot!Prior to seeing this ad, I thought celery's function was to act as a transport vessel for hummus to my mouth.