BWAHAHAHAHA! I love these! Awesome post, Cary. :D"Jazz hands" over there on the sideboard made me laugh today too.
I love the surfing cat! Even if I weren't allergic, I'm not sure I'd have a cat. I think he'd try to murder me in my sleep. :)
I'm glad to know mine are not the only ones who behave like dicks. I swear I've tried to teach them manners.