A sausage necklace and a pierced hot dog both make me want to barf. Thankyouverymuch!
The sixth one looks like Julia Roberts, and I think the guy in the sixteenth one might want to see a chiropractor! Scary stuff indeed! :D
Granny and the pigs are cracking me up. I think it would be fun to come up with ideas for these. There is apparently no limit on how unrelated or bizarre they can be!
Advice for the girl on the toilet? Eat more fiber. Pushing that hard she might blow out her o-ring and no one wants that.
The third picture from the bottom, though appearing comical, is actually a serious medical issue. Infantilitis pineappleis results from the common but infrequently discussed act of using a cored pineapple as a sex aid. The one after that, of course, is the poster to the straight-to-video sequel of "He's Not That Into You — Yes, This Time It Really Is Your Fault."