not a boating accident
"Sweet Baby Jesus, deliver me from this torment" made me wheeze.
This made me laugh so hard ... totally stealing it.
Oh god... must stop... the British nicknames for the tender bits alone are killing me!
Comments are hilarious! Thanks for a boatload of belly laughs.
"The chemical reaction was akin to a weapons test using thermite and my once glorious topiary slid off in one clean section, burnt through the floor and into my living room where my unsuspecting wife thought she was being attacked by a smouldering ferret."Seriously laughing so hard right now...
"Not for nose hair." :D
A. Ma. Zing.
OMG! I have tears streaming down my face, I am laughing so hard.
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