Another one from the archives. And Maxim.com
Clawbia Majora (Predator)
With a combination labia-mouth like that, no wonder Arnie was chasing this thing for days around the jungle half-naked.
Cock in a Purse (My Stepmother Is an Alien)
It's common knowledge that every woman keeps a Pocket Rocket handy, but
on-the-go vixens like Kim Basinger pack scaly-red one-eyed monsters
like this nasty hose beast.
Ball-chinian (Men In Black)
Doesn't take a Psych major to pick this one apart.
Sandgina (Star Wars: Return of the Jedi)
It'd take monumongous manhood to tap the Sarlacc's sandy slop box, for sure. But if anyone can do it (see next)...
Dong of the Dead (Dune)
Before David Lynch painted his horny portrait of suburbia with smut like Blue Velvet, the writer/director released his sexual deviance on outer space with these hole-punching hump kabobs.
Spear Pucker (Starship Troopers)
We learned that things worse than poop and legislation can issue from
an asshole. For instance, a giant claw that sucks out your brain.
Vibe Raider (Coneheads)
Summer 1993: the only time in Dan Aykroyd's midlife crisis when women
considered him sexy. How could they not, what with their nightstand
fellow glued to his head through the whole flick?
Prolapsed Anus (War Of The Worlds)
If Richard Gere can accommodate a gerbil, then this whale of an
extraterrestrial has to shove the New York Giants up its sphincter to
Alcoholic Clit Monster (Star Wars IV: A New Hope)
The swollen clitoris on this Mos Eisley Cantina regular's jaw is disgusting to be sure, but, at least it's easy to find.
Pocket '70s Bush (Star Trek)
Since the dawn of time, man has sought to grow vaginas like
Sea-Monkeys. Tragically, we've yet to discover the formula, but James
T. Kirk found the next best thing. In outer space, however, there are
no bikini waxes.
Fuck Face (Aliens)
Not only does this otherworldly mound of moosehoof attach itself to
your face, forcing cunnilingus, but it also impregnates you with
gut-bursting alien spawn. Eww! We don't even kiss with tongue!