Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Sad, Embarrassed Etsy Boyfriends Of The Day

You made some goofy funked-up shit to sell on Etsy and now you need some sucker to model it. Cue the boyfriend. Sigh. The things men do for sex...

From Urlesque.

How can you do this to me?

I hate you so much right now.

You have broken my pride, but not my prana. Vishnu and I forgive you. Namaste.

Please no one recognize me please no one recognize me please no one recognize me

Kill me. Now.

I'm not angry. I'm disappointed.

Maybe I'll give grad school another try.

See the rest at Urlesque.


  1. Ahahaha! These fellows are good sports to be willing to do this. The dinosaur hat and the crocheted beard both crack me up.

  2. None of them look like they really had anything better to do :o

  3. Aww, but Schmoopy, you look so adore-balls! After this we are going to Candle World! *smoochies*

  4. Then we're going to a vegan mixer at Denny's. Seriously Cary, aren't you excited to see the knitted banana hammock I'm making for you?

  5. I know that if I ask just what the hell Etsy is I'll get informed and/or amusing responses.

    Oh, and POTD — Why yes I did tap that ass — hilariously disturbing. Unfortunately I was in the middle of McD's when I ran across it.

  6. I'm waiting for the Speedo line of knitwear. You know it's inevitable.



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