Monday, July 23, 2012

Nicolas Cage's Top 10 Bad Movie Wigs Of The Day

An amusing original list from FOLOTD Lindsey.

NIC BEFORE:



NIC AFTER:

10. GHOST RIDER

Who were they kidding? I don’t care what wig you put on him, Nicholas Cage cannot look younger than 57.

9. MOONSTRUCK

Not even Cher would go for a guy with hair like this.

8. PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED

The hair… the voice… just NO.

7. NEXT

If he’s a magician then why can’t he conjure up a better 'do?

6. BANGKOK DANGEROUS

The only dangerous thing about this movie is the fact that his hair would catch on fire from a spark ten feet away.

5. ADAPTATION

Not only is this wig reminiscent of pubic hair but we had to see it on not one but TWO characters since Cage played twins Charlie and Donald Kaufman. Double party foul.

4. THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE

I guess this wig was supposed to make him look mystical and sorcerer-like but it just made him look homeless.

3. SEASON OF THE WITCH

Nicholas was meant to look knightly while galloping on a horse with his long flowing locks. Mission not accomplished.

2. DRIVE ANGRY

He escapes from Hell to avenge his daughter’s death… too bad his hair stayed behind!

1. CON AIR

As convict-with-a-heart-of-gold Cameron Poe, Cage proves once again that criminals always wear mullets and wifebeater tank tops.

We'll give Nic the final word:



5 comments:

  1. Genius. I said to my daughter the other day, My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid and she looked at me like I was nuts. Made me laugh for hours afterward, however.

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  2. Thank goodness you did not besmirch my fave movie Raising Arizona. Also, wtf is up with his movie titles? Bangkok Dangerous? Drive Angry? Are these real movies or porno's?

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  3. I guess I never thought about whether his hair was his own. I'm so gulible.

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  4. Never thought those were actually all wigs. I mean, some are obvious... but I guess I always assumed some were real.

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