What’s with you, cueball? I’m lookin’ at you and thinkin’, 14 in the side pocket
Ha! She didn't quite think that one through first, did she. Nice to see good Samaritans coming so quickly to her aid.
Um, hai... Are you familiar with the workings of an escalator??
My idiot cousin fell down an escalator once, it was the worst ten hours of his life.
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