Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Idiot Of The Day: Goat Man

From Hannah and Ronna via the Times Leader.


‘Goat man’ worries Utah game officials

SALT LAKE CITY — A man spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah has wildlife officials worried he could be in danger as hunting season approaches.

Phil Douglass of the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources said Friday the person is doing nothing illegal, but he worries the so-called “goat man” is unaware of the dangers.

“My very first concern is the person doesn’t understand the risks,” Douglass said. “Who’s to say what could happen.”

Douglass said a man hiking Sunday along Ben Lomond peak in the mountains above Ogden, about 40 miles north of Salt Lake City, spotted the person dressed like a goat among a herd of real goats.

The person provided some blurry photographs to Douglass, who said they did not appear to have been altered.

Wildlife officials now just want to talk to the man so that he is aware of the dangers. There’s no telling what his intentions are, Douglass said, but it is believed he could just be an extreme wildlife enthusiast.

“People do some pretty out there things in the name of enjoying wildlife. But I’ve never had a report like this,” Douglass said. “There’s a saying we have among biologists — You don’t go far enough, you don’t get the data. You go too far, you don’t go home. The same is true with some wildlife enthusiasts.”


Douglass said 60 permits will be issued for goat hunting season in that area, which begins in September. He worries the goat man might be accidentally shot or could be attacked by a real goat.

“They may get agitated. They’re territorial. They are, after all, wild animals,” he said. “This person puts on a goat suit, he changes the game. But as long as he accepts responsibility, it’s not illegal.”

Douglass said wildlife officials received an anonymous call Thursday from an “agitated man” after the sighting was reported in local media. The caller simply said, “Leave goat man alone. He’s done nothing wrong.”’

“I want people to enjoy Utah’s wildlife. We live in a really neat place. We have wildlife all around us,” Douglass said. “We just want people to be safe.”

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3 comments:

  1. DO NOT JOKE ABOUT THE GOAT MAN, DUDE. JUST DON'T.

    In the town where I grew up, the Goat Man story is the stuff of legends, something told late at parties to scare the crap out of chicks and send them straight into the arms of their boyfriends.

    Look it up on Wiki...it's there, all right. I was convinced my Geometry teacher hung out with the Goat Man all through my sophomore year. He was just that weird.

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  2. I hope he gets raped by a Sasquatch. That'll learn 'em.

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  3. Ha! It takes all kinds, I guess. I wonder if he worries about the troll under the bridge. :D

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