What’s with you, cueball? I’m lookin’ at you and thinkin’, 14 in the side pocket
Oh, if I had a nickel...
I like the author's name, "Omerta Hickey." She (? or he?)ought to write a baby names book next. I'm sure it would be full of helpful ideas too. haha! A name like that, if it is even real, probably was the inspiration for many amusing childhood taunts.
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