I'm not surprised. I'm pretty sure she hides a flask in her hat. :D
"Hellooo there, you boy-- Yes. You, in the tank top. How would you like to experience her Royal Highnee??" "C'mere..." *hiccup*
POTD: I have seen many unibrows in my life, but I think this is the first tribrow I see. Once I even saw a guy with a similar mullet, but better than this because it was also a mohawk and an afro. How do you call that? Mufrohawk? Frohawkllet?