Tuesday, June 19, 2012

News Of The Day: Not THAT Pam, The Other Pam

On the bright side, if you don't use it all for sex, you can fry up some chicken afterwards. 

From Blong and Huffington Post.


Woman Had Cooking Spray Sex, Threw Bottle At Boyfriend, Florida Cops Say

She was lubed up, then locked up.

A Florida woman was fine with bringing olive oil, and even PAM cooking spray, into the bedroom. But when her boyfriend brought up his former fling named Pam, she wasn't having it.

When Barbara Hall, 60, asked her 45-year-old boyfriend to go to the kitchen for some "sexual lubricant," he obliged, according to police reports.

Then things got slippery.

"Barbara asked if he had also brought the PAM cooking spray," the report states.

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"Barbara believed [her boyfriend] misunderstood what she had said, and commented on a girl named Pam. He then admitted to having sex with Pam recently on her boat."

Hall then allegedly flew into a violent rage, punching her boyfriend repeatedly and then chucking the olive oil bottle, a keg cup and a flashlight at his head.

She told cops that she had no recollection of the assault.

Hall was arrested on a domestic battery charge and taken to jail. Her boyfriend went home.

4 comments:

  1. It's probably wrong of me, but I kind of hope that the living and breathing Pam heard about this through the news and dished out some justice of her own to this guy too.

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  2. I just can't even begin to imagine what this woman's bedding is like. *shudders*

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  3. The fact that these people have sex and possibly procreate is frightening.

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