Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Dragon Slayer

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Require Dragon Slayer

Date: 2012-04-19, 5:08PM EDT

I am quite sure most of you have seen the rather large green dragon that has been flying over the north east side of Grand Rapids for the better part of a week. I am looking for someone to:

1.) Lure said dragon away from Grand Rapids to a more rural area.

2.) Force said dragon to land in rural area.

3.) Slay said dragon in whatever way you see fit.

No pay, dragon slaying is its own reward.

Please note that I am not talking about the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement. 


  1. M'kay. There must be some seriously good drugs in Grand Rapids, man.

  2. You would need them to live there, methinks.

  3. Better count me out. Snapdragons are the only kind of dragons I have ever slain, and even that act was unintentional on my part. :D

  4. Ooopsie, guess I shouldn't have been flying so low. My bad. Not to worry, your pansy-ass dragon slayers don't scare me. I eat them for breakfast.

    Prairie Girl ... yeah, I'm a dragon.

  5. Are you fucking serious? Damn y'all got some good drugs up there huh?



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