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Require Dragon Slayer
Date: 2012-04-19, 5:08PM EDT
I am quite sure most of you have seen the rather large green dragon that has been flying over the north east side of Grand Rapids for the better part of a week. I am looking for someone to:
1.) Lure said dragon away from Grand Rapids to a more rural area.
2.) Force said dragon to land in rural area.
3.) Slay said dragon in whatever way you see fit.
No pay, dragon slaying is its own reward.
Please note that I am not talking about the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.