Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Craiglist Ad Of The Day #2: Drunk Daughter's BMW

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Drunk Daughters 2007 BMW X3 si

Date: 2012-05-24, 8:06AM CDT

Selling my disrespectful, alcohol abusing, DWI arrested, spoiled bar bum of a daughter's perfect BMW X3. 

White X3 si, with xenon headlights, panoramic roof, all beige leather interior, all options with 105,000 miles on it. Just completed its 100,000 maintenance 2 months ago and is in complete and perfect condition with only the driver being the malfunction.

We paid $20,500 twelve months ago for the vehicle. Needing to sell to pay her legal battles and to buy her a shiny pink bicycle with a horn until she gets her act and her life in order.

Beautiful car with no exterior, interior, or mechanical issues.

Call xxx-xxx-xxxx for information or to purchase. 


  1. Sounds like it's time for some tough love! Or maybe, it's past time.

  2. and you had fun, fun, fun, till your daddy took your bimmer awaaaaayyyyy....

    Prairie Girl

  3. Daaamn that stings. Ah, youth.



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