THE SERIAL VACATIONER
This person is always in Bali, or Bhutan or Costa Rica. It's not clear what they do for a living (Retired jewel thief? Road Rules location scout?), but it appears to involve swimming with dolphins and eating mangoes. Go-to captions: "Life's a beach" and "Another day in paradise!"
THE DISPLACED MYSPACE STAR
A master of mirror angles, this person has found a new canvas on which to paint their favorite subject. A staple of social networks since time immemorial.
THE PROUD MAMA
This person has the most adorable kitten/puppy/human baby/Sri Lankan Tarantula in the whole entire world. Would you like to see photos of him/her/it? Haha, just kidding. It doesn't matter whether you'd like to see them or not.
THE FILTER ABUSER
This person would put a filter on their own mother. The worse the photo, the heavier the filter. Pro tip: a shitty photo with a sepia hue and faux depth-of-field looks an awful lot like a shitty photo with a sepia hue and faux depth-of-field.
THE DESSERT AFICIANADO
A cousin of The Competitive Eater, this foodie has a sweet tooth and knows their way around an icing applicator. Gmail password: tiramisu.
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