Tuesday, May 29, 2012

News Story Of The Day: Naked Man Killed By Police While Eating Another Man's Face

The zombie apocalypse has begun. In Florida, of course. Link from Daisy.

Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim

It was a scene as creepy as a Hannibal Lecter movie.

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.

The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building.

According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.

I ate his face with some
plantains and
a nice mojito.
Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away.

When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing.

Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

(Story continues here.)


  1. This is one of those stories you can really sink your teeth into. :D

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  3. Aren't zombies after brains? They will starve in Florida.

  4. Did you see this?!


    Apparently it wasn't bath salts, it was just pot.... INSANE!

  5. Here's what the dude looks like now: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/update-victim-miami-canibal-year-article-1.1350311

  6. Here's what the dude looks like now. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/update-victim-miami-canibal-year-article-1.1350311



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