Tuesday, May 29, 2012

My 12 Favorite Epithets Of The Day

So many epithets, so little time. These are in no particular order.


Fucko
 
Dickhole

Motherfucker

Assbag
 
Rat bastard
 
Capt. Buttfuck
 
Shithead
 
Assmunch
 
Dipshit
 
Inbred douche nozzle
 
Dingleberry

Twatface

Let's hear yours. Why? Because it's Monday (Tuesday, whatever), assmunch!


30 comments:

  1. Fucko is a classic. Nice way to lead off this list, pencil-dick.

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  2. pinko fuck-stick is one of my all time favorites.

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  3. Asshat, buttmunch or fuckhead.

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  4. Fucktard and douche-canoe are personal faves

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  5. "What a maroon" à la Bugs Bunny and "son of a monkey" are my go-to phrases. Swearing is not my strong suit. :D

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  6. Jackhole is my personal fav.

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  7. fuck-stick or fuck-wad But I have to say Twat-waffle really cracked me up

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  8. Dickweed..definitely

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  9. Asshead. (I'm indecisive.)

    Also, turd burglar.

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  10. Twat-faced haint
    Booger lips
    Taint

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  11. Fuckwit. Or, if I'm not feeling quite so vehement about it, asshat.

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  12. Butt Nutt is a personal favoite, you can use it in the car with children present. Asshat and fucktard work well too.

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  13. scrotum lips, fuck-tard, butt-weeny, shit-piss-fuck-doodoo

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  14. Cum gargler is a good one, too.

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  15. When not at work:

    Fucktard
    Ass wipe
    Dickhead
    Dickless wonder
    Bagless douche
    Motherfucking asshole from Hell
    Shit licker
    Damned idiot

    When at work:

    Squirrel head
    The apple that don't grow far from the tree
    Little darlings
    Parents
    "I'll pray for you."

    Gotta love working at a Christian school.

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  16. My 18 year old son used Poopdick the other day.

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  17. sperm sucker, cum dumpster, fuck nut, dumb nut, limp dick, micropenis man...all of these have been nick names for people I've known at one point or other in my life.

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  18. Fuckbake, jizz mopper, bleeding rectal itch, cumstain, red-haired rubber scrubber, son of a near-sighted whore, felcher, sugar tits, arse-bandit, and douchetard.

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  19. Fuck-lips, Fiddle-fuck, Fuck-nugget, Ficksicle, Fuck-stain, Fuck-tank, Fuck-bucket.

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