Monday, May 14, 2012

Celebs Who've Been In Bar Fights (Of The Day)

From The Frisky.

KIEFER SUTHERLAND

Two years ago, Keifer Sutherland head-butted designer Jack McCollough at an after-party for the Met Gala. Sutherland says he was defending Brooke Shields, who the designer had knocked over in a rush. But Brooke said that didn’t actually happen.

PAZ DE LA HUERTA

Paz de la Huerta of “Boardwalk Empire” was arrested and charged with five misdemeanors after she punched model Samantha Swetra—who you may or may not remember from “The City”—at a bar in New York City in April. De la Huerta allegedly threw a glass that cut Swerta’s leg.

SHIA LEBEOUF

Shia LeBeouf ended up in handcuffs at an Los Angeles hotspot after getting into a brawl. Apparently, some dude called him a “f**king f**k.” A witness told Radar Online, “Shia then lunged but the other guy got the first punch in. He hit Shia hard in the face and split his lip.” The police rolled up quickly. “They handcuffed both of them and asked Shia if he wanted to press charges. He said no.”

See the rest at The Frisky.


Here are a few more I'm betting have been in a pub brawl or two. Call it a hunch.

RIP TORN


OLIVER REED

Oliver Reed will come back from the grave to fight you over who gets to suck the alcohol from the bartender's bar rags at the end of the night. And he will win.

VINCE VAUGHN

They get hard to eat after five or six.

SANDRA BERNHARD

I know she's been in at least one fight, because somebody done whupped her with the ugly stick. Don't know if it was in a bar or not, but if I looked like that, I would never leave the bar.

COLIN FARRELL


REGINA KING

Regina don't play

STEVE BUSCEMI

Call him "Snagglepuss" and see what happens

TYNE DALY

Do not fuck with Tyne Daly.

5 comments:

  1. Ha! I wouldn't want to cross ANY of them!

    Portrait of the day--oh my word! Poor dog. Look at his eyes. You can see he's begging the photographer to help him escape from that guy.

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  2. You don't get a name like "Rip Torn" by acting like Gandhi!

    I'd add Danny Bonaduce, Eminem, and Nick Lachey. Primarily because word of their "shortcomings" has been well-publicized and that's the kind of thing drunk fans LOVE to mention.

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  3. Cage match between Oliver and Tyne would be pay-for-view-gold. Drinking game, shot of Jack for every tooth that flies out onto the mat. My money would be on Oliver, even if he is a zombie.

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  4. RGR, I think Nick's too prissy to fight, but I'll give you Bonadouchebag and Eminem.

    Daisy, I know, right?

    KT, I would take Zombie Oliver against pretty much anyone except Leon Spinks. However, Tyne v Zomboliver would be, to quote the great Roy D. Mercer, "a pretty good tussle" and a fine drinking game, too.

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  5. I think my dream cage match might be Dina Lohan and Sean Young. My money is on Young. Bitch be crazy.

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