Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick!
Highbrow stuff here. Thanks, Jody L.
HA! Sounds like somebody kicked a goose (or several). Speaking of geese, what's good for the goose is good for the gander and vice versa, I say. :D
Just wait till he smells her feet! LOL
I've been on the receiving end of getting gassed in a car, it's only funny to the gasser and to people outside the car.Also her last one may have been taking things a bit too far. Fart humor ceases to be funny when toilet paper and a shower/change of underwear come into play.
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