Long-haired freaky people need not apply.
Fearful drunks apply within.
You can't have all the shits. Six Flags needs some.
This sounds like a wonderful workplace. Where do I apply?
Come back next month.
What's that smell? Oh, it's the piano keys.
Maybe you can steal some way from Best Buy.
Must speak Engrish.
We need people to pack up all our shit.