Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Great Moments In "Help Wanted" Signs Of The Day

Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

Fearful drunks apply within.

You can't have all the shits. Six Flags needs some.

This sounds like a wonderful workplace. Where do I apply?

Come back next month.

What's that smell? Oh, it's the piano keys.

Maybe you can steal some way from Best Buy.

Must speak Engrish.

We need people to pack up all our shit.


  1. Poor Dave. Not even cold and they are already replacing him with a new hot-n-juicy.

    I think sometimes these signs are posted by disgruntled employees. It's their special way of "sticking it to the man."

  2. Cannot look anything like "Skeletor" from "He-Man."

    No point in Madonna applying there, I guess.



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