OMG - DUH! Somebody otta whup their asses with a fan!
I'm sure his name is Mickey - couldn't be anything else!
From the looks of it Timmy over there needs to take a pumice stone to those heels...ick...looks like he stepped in poop!! The fan is actually a torture device used in martial arts...add a fan to some shaolin monkey style martial arts moves and it scares the pi$$ outta your attacker! ;))
*shaking head and rolling eyes*
Oh FFS, really?? I WEEP FOR THE FUTURE!