There is no way this ends well... at some point, that bear is going to have Mr. Hippy Bear Man for lunch. Yikes!
I bet that polar bear is thinking, "A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal!" :D
"Mark doesn't know it yet but this morning we've replaced his regular polar bear with decaf . . . "
It's the other NAMBLA: North American Man-Bear Lunch Association.
Oooh, here's one for the celebrity death pool.