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Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit.
Date: 2009-04-29, 1:39AM EDT
I will pay you $1 USD to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit.
I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.
I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure.
I will require at least a 5 minutes stay.
A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure.
Please supply your own footwear.
The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery.
DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.
I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.
I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure.
I will require at least a 5 minutes stay.
A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure.
Please supply your own footwear.
The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery.
DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.
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No sauce? Hmm, I wonder if cheese is allowed?
ReplyDeleteNo Weirdos!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what he tells his neighbor?
Hoo-Hoo sauce....it's what for dinner.
ReplyDeleteI kinda dig it. I might be a closet SPLOOSHER. Isn't that what it's called? But not for a dollar. Puh-lease! I have splooshing standards...
ReplyDeletehe forgot "Smile to the camera"
ReplyDeletehe will season the pasta after he gets home.. creamy, protein sauce?
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