Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Classic Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Noodles




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Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit.


Date: 2009-04-29, 1:39AM EDT


I will pay you $1 USD to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit.

I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.

I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure.

I will require at least a 5 minutes stay.

A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure.

Please supply your own footwear.

The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery.

DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.

6 comments:

  1. No sauce? Hmm, I wonder if cheese is allowed?

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  2. No Weirdos!

    I wonder what he tells his neighbor?

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  3. Hoo-Hoo sauce....it's what for dinner.

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  4. I kinda dig it. I might be a closet SPLOOSHER. Isn't that what it's called? But not for a dollar. Puh-lease! I have splooshing standards...

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  5. he will season the pasta after he gets home.. creamy, protein sauce?

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