I ran this as a link a few weeks ago but there are just too many great ones here to risk you not seeing them.
He just came out of the crapper.
"Thank you. I just had it stuffed."
You have five seconds to get off Facebook and print my document.
Nice rack. Bud Man like!
It's okay, I'm a celebrity. I'm on Modern Family.
Nice coat, Cruella DeVille
Yes, mistress, I will be on time when I'm bringing the coffee.
Those are her own hands. Doesn't count.
I see your point.
Okay, you can have Friday off.