Monday, March 19, 2012

Sad, Embarrassed Etsy Boyfriends Of The Day

You made some goofy funked-up shit to sell on Etsy and now you need some sucker to model it. Cue the boyfriend. Sigh. The things men do for sex...

From Urlesque.

Why do you insist on hurting me?

I hate you so much right now.

You have broken my pride, but not my prana. Vishnu and I forgive you. Namaste.

Please no one recognize me please no one recognize me please no one recognize me

Yeah yeah, everybody look! I'm a lame-a-saurus.

Angry? No, more like... disappointed.

I'm dumping her if I don't get at least three beejs for this.

See the rest at Urlesque.


  1. Over the weekend I saw a guy wearing one of those crocheted hat/beard things. He was driving a pick-up truck and going through the drive-through at Burger King. The fact that he was wearing it was bad enough, but it was also like 78 degrees that day--way too warm to be wearing such a thing. I assumed he must have lost a bet. That was the only reason I could think of that he would be wearing it. :-D

  2. Those captions made me laugh out loud and snort -- at Subway. Those guys looked like they died a little inside with each photo. I'm pretty sure no one loves me enough to do that for me. (Not that I would ask. Or make. Or sell.)

  3. I might have to start an Etsy store just so I have more ways to humiliate the hubs. I do love it so..



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