Right beneath my bucking hat!
Stop complaining or I'll nail your other foot to the floor...
"I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."Prairie Girl
Oh Lord, I just noticed the FPOTD. I have to admire Danielle Smith's gumption. Pretty awesome bid for free publicity. Not sure if I'm going to vote for her though. She's still just another conservative, albeit with pretty hubcaps!Prairie Girl
Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt you, dear?
Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!
"He needs to see your undershorts." "Okay, now what?"
Same disease, but he has better health insurance.
"Hell, find my keys and we can DRIVE outta here!"
That is my second favorite one......
JB, I love that joke, except I heard the punchline as, "He's on an HMO."
Who f**ked up your hair?
another fav...."Well, it was the day AFTER I got the hook."
"Bummer of a birthmark, Hal."
"You should have seen that monkey trying to put the cork back in!"
"Oh, I see . . . Next time, put it in the front."