Gee, that's not creepy at all. **shudder**
My husband, who is a school psychologist, would take one look at this letter and say that's job security right there. As long as there are kids like Flint around, he'll have a job. Hahaha! :-)
Notice how the handwriting gets a little messier as the letter progresses? He should be on a no-fly list someplace.
I think there's some found porn on that picture of the chair.
Molly I was thinking the SAME THING. What is he going to do to that unicorn?? p.s. your're dirty!
I'm not saying anything bad about Satan's little brother there - when he becomes Supreme Ultra Lord of the universe I want to be eating those donuts, not cleaning up unicorn poo.
@Rach...YOU KNOW IT! ;)
you had me at bacon tux
Actually, I think he shows a wonderful sense of wry wit and dry humor! Obviously, Flint is a fan of Napolean Dynamite - notice the "sweet" at the end. I think this is terrific. Teacher said to write a thank you letter, so by Jeebus....Flint wrote a super sweet one. He has skills, and we all know, girls like guys with skills, for sure! GOOD FOR YOU, FLINT!!
Also, Flint is no dummy. Please note that he spelled "doughnuts" correctly (well, he did make other misspellings, BUT STILL...) and I am going to make "monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon" my supreme compliment to a few worthy souls. Now, THAT is pretty dang sweet. If I were Flint's parents, I'd be gosh darn proud.
I think it's from a seriously funny kid! He's obviously taken a lot of time to come up with a really unique letter. I'm not joking! He has a great imagination, vocabulary (tho his spelling needs a little work), but all in all, I'd say this is one funny guy, and good things are in store for him.
someone wrote a letter to my band based of this. it was hilarious and glorious. I LIKE THIS KID!