Monday, March 5, 2012

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Star Turtle

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Star Turtle needed to tow planet

Date: 2012-01-29, 7:00PM EST

Seeking the services of a star turtle or other celestial amphibian to tow our planet closer to the sun. We need to evaporate a lake.

Please note that the lake is sentient and evil, so please be prepared for that.

Don't worry, we don't have peanut butter.


  1. I was all in until the peanut butter part. That's a deal breaker.

  2. No peanut butter? Well, count me out then.

  3. These people are complete idiots.

    I thought everyone knew celestial amphibians NEED peanut butter to tow planetary bodies. It's fricking essential to the process.

  4. I think this is a reference to the Discworld books.



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