I always thought number three was "I have carpal tunnel."
Wow, I have been doing this all wrong. It was bad enough when I learned the hand gesture I used in the Mexican restaurant to say "I'd like a cheese dip, please" actually meant, "I'd like to have butt sex now." I wondered why we always got such good service.
I love waffle time! I hope they have the kind with blueberries and whipped cream. :D
I am more "street" thanks cary. Still learning jive tho...