Thursday, February 9, 2012

News Of The Day: Police Seek Armed Robber Of Sex Toy (NSFW-ish)

Okay, which one of you was it? Fess up.

From The Smoking Gun.

Iowa Police Seek Public's Help In Armed Robbery Of $250 "Mega Masturbator"

February 7, 2012

In a bid to capture the armed robber who last month stole a $250 sex doll from an Iowa City adult store, police today released a surveillance photo showing the suspect making off with the item.

Seen above, the image shows the ski mask-clad man carrying the sex doll inside the Romantix Pleasure Palace shop at around 3 AM on January 12.

Before releasing the store surveillance photo, cops pixelated it to obscure explicit images on the box of the Pipedream Extreme “F**k Me Silly #1” (link NSFW) model “mega masturbator.”

As previously reported, the stolen 20-pound sex doll is described by its manufacturer as “the most realistic piece of ass you ever f**ked...Slap that big round ass and listen to the sounds and feels just like a real ass!”

According to police, the robber displayed a large hunting knife to a Romantix employee before leaving with the sex doll (the box for which is seen above). Cops described the suspect as a “white male, approximately 5'8" - 5'10", 165 lbs.”

In return for information leading to the man’s arrest, Iowa City Area CrimeStoppers is offering an award of up to $1000.


  1. Poor guy seriously needed a piece of ass. Thanks for that link btw... I've been on "Pipedreams" website for an hour!! I'm... appalled..

  2. The most realistic? Really? In what world do they live? Ha!

  3. Is that a large hunting knife, or are you just happy to steal from me?

  4. Yeah, I had to check out the website too! Apparently they have a larger model of this with feet and legs that you can even put stockings on if you want. After you cut the webbing between the thighs and knees. Uck.

  5. In return for information leading to the man’s arrest, Iowa City Area CrimeStoppers is offering an award of up to $1000.

    Don't know why, but I expect the guy to turn himself in for the reward, just so he has enough money to buy five more of his sex toys.

  6. Cops described the victim as a “soft pink female, approximately 5'1", 16 lbs with a 'cum hither' look on her face, rubber glove fragrance, numerous receptive orifices and cherry red O lips.”



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