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From The Smoking Gun.
Iowa Police Seek Public's Help In Armed Robbery Of $250 "Mega Masturbator"
February 7, 2012
In a bid to capture the armed robber who last month stole a $250 sex doll from an Iowa City adult store, police today released a surveillance photo showing the suspect making off with the item.
Seen above, the image shows the ski mask-clad man carrying the sex doll inside the Romantix Pleasure Palace shop at around 3 AM on January 12.
Before releasing the store surveillance photo, cops pixelated it to obscure explicit images on the box of the Pipedream Extreme “F**k Me Silly #1” (link NSFW) model “mega masturbator.”
As previously reported, the stolen 20-pound sex doll is described by its manufacturer as “the most realistic piece of ass you ever f**ked...Slap that big round ass and listen to the whack...it sounds and feels just like a real ass!”
According to police, the robber displayed a large hunting knife to a Romantix employee before leaving with the sex doll (the box for which is seen above). Cops described the suspect as a “white male, approximately 5'8" - 5'10", 165 lbs.”
In return for information leading to the man’s arrest, Iowa City Area CrimeStoppers is offering an award of up to $1000.