Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Naked Chocolate-Covered Burglar Of The Day

Another case of tweaker munchies gone horribly awry. From The Smoking Gun.



Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter

FEBRUARY 3--A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket.

Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police troopers who responded to a 911 call from the Food World IGA market in the city of Neon (pop. 770). Pictured in the above mug shot, Toothman was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure.

A court citation filed yesterday notes that Toothman--who was only wearing a pair of black boots--had “peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over person.”

Troopers noted that the store’s front door was “busted out,” and that several fire extinguishers had been discharged.

Peanut butter and chocolate were also spread on the market's floor and in the manager’s office.

But the most bizarre bit of vandalism, investigators reported, involved NyQuil, the popular cold and flu remedy. “There was nyquil on the floor that spelled out sorry,” according to the February 2 citation.

Toothman admitted to breaking into the market, troopers noted. The Kentuckian is being held in the Letcher County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond.

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I am reminded of this old commercial. The girl is actress the lovely Diane Franklin from Better Off Dead and The Last American Virgin.



5 comments:

  1. I remember that commercial too. :-)

    "Toothman was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure."

    I'm surprised he wasn't also charged with drunk and disorderly or some kind of drug charges. It seems like he must have been under the influence of something to have behaved in such a way. I like peanut butter and chocolate together too, but I don't want to wear them or break into a store to get them. Sheesh, you'd think he could have at least put some pants on. Ha!

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  2. He seems more like the Almond Joy type to me.

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  3. "being held in the Letcher County jail"

    Oh dear, that made me think Lecher. This definition seems entirely apropos.


    lecher
    -a promiscuous or lewd man
    -[from Old French lecheor lecher, from lechier to lick, of Germanic origin; compare Old High German leccōn to lick]

    especially the lick part!

    Prairie Girl

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  4. Peanut butter, chocolate and Nyquil? Sounds like every weekend over here. Call me, Toothman!!

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