Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Super Mario Sex

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super mario sex - w4m

Date: 2011-12-21, 10:35PM EST

i know this is super fuckin weird, but what is craigslist for if not freaky ass sex fantasies.

i want to fuck super mario. i want a guy to wear overalls, a red shirt and hat and fuck me hard (while occasionally saying the catchphrases like 'letsa go!' and 'mamma mia'). i guess to look the part it would be wicked if you had dark hair.

you have to leave your costume on during the whole encounter. if you're really into it, i can wear a pink dress and pretend to be princess peach.

any takers for my weird fetish? ill be in ottawa this weekend



  1. Are there really guys who answer these ads???

  2. How about some mediocre, no foreplay Mario sex?

  3. "you have to leave your costume on during the whole encounter"

    HA! I'm not sure how this is going to take place if he isn't allowed to take off his overalls. Mamma mia!

  4. I'm saddened to know that I'm pretty much good to go, except for the living in Ottawa part.



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