Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Mother Of The Year Nominations Are Now Open

Ha ha, dimed out by your own kid. From The Smoking Gun.

Four-Year-Old North Dakota Girl Has Not Received The “Stop Snitching” Memo

January 23, 2012

After North Dakota cops pulled over a vehicle and recognized the strong odor of pot, the driver’s four-year-old daughter gave officers the lowdown on the ownership of drug paraphernalia found in the car.

"That’s mommy’s," the girl said in reference to a glass marijuana pipe that police found in the auto’s back seat (where she was seated with her one-year-old brother).

The child then added, "Mommy smokes weed all the time," according to a Grand Forks County Sheriff’s Office report.

Kaitlyn Campbell, 20, was charged with felony child endangerment and misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia in connection with the traffic stop last Thursday.

A passenger in the 2007 Chevrolet Malibu was hit with the same charges (and a drug possession count after she claimed ownership of pot found in the car).

Campbell, pictured in the above mug shot, is currently free on bail. She is scheduled for a preliminary hearing on February 27.


  1. But Mommy, you told me it was bad to lie...
    hahaha! ;D

  2. Daisy, I'm guessing this mom of the year never actually taught her daughter anything non-bong-related.

  3. Kushibo, you're probably right. The natural honesty of a four-year-old did her in. That seems just to me.

  4. You need a license to catch a fish, but no qualifications required to have kids. Girl looks like a real winner there.

    Then again, my own kids have driven me to drink, so maybe I'm not one to cast aspersions...

  5. AH HAHAHA!!! "Mommy smokes weed all the time!". Officer Friendly: "Well, now...aren't you a GOOD little girl!! What ELSE does Mommy do?" NOW, probably, 6-12 months in Rehab/Sheriff's Work Program/any other useless programs the State can throw at her. First order of biz: tubal ligation.



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