"Life is not a struggle. It's a wiggle." I LOVE THAT!
Of all those, "run" is probably the one I'd take most seriously. I mean, if even a baked good tells you to leg it, you probably should!
"You are not illiterate." Ha! That's good to know. :D
My "lunch bunch" eats lunch out on Fridays at a local sushi bar, and we always read our fortunes aloud, and add "in bed" to the end of them. We always think it's hilarious, but I guess that is what we get for teaching high school kids all day.
A fun alternative: "...with no pants on."
My daughter's very first fortune cookie said: Ignore previous cookie. I thought that was fantastic, karmic clean slate or some such...The one I got last night told me that my wife and I will be very happy together. My beardy fiance was positively tickled :)
We ate at our favorite sushi bar today and mine said "H2O...Happiness X2...remain Open Minded." That was the weirdest one I've ever had. Oh well, their sushi is good!