Thursday, January 19, 2012

Best Fortune Cookie Fortunes Of The Day

I once got one that said, "No."

At least I'm not emotional.

Welcome to El Paso.

Yes, please walk all over me.


  1. "Life is not a struggle. It's a wiggle." I LOVE THAT!

  2. Of all those, "run" is probably the one I'd take most seriously. I mean, if even a baked good tells you to leg it, you probably should!

  3. "You are not illiterate." Ha! That's good to know. :D

  4. My "lunch bunch" eats lunch out on Fridays at a local sushi bar, and we always read our fortunes aloud, and add "in bed" to the end of them. We always think it's hilarious, but I guess that is what we get for teaching high school kids all day.

    1. A fun alternative: "...with no pants on."

  5. My daughter's very first fortune cookie said: Ignore previous cookie. I thought that was fantastic, karmic clean slate or some such...
    The one I got last night told me that my wife and I will be very happy together. My beardy fiance was positively tickled :)

  6. We ate at our favorite sushi bar today and mine said "H2O...Happiness X2...remain Open Minded." That was the weirdest one I've ever had.

    Oh well, their sushi is good!



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