Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick!
A great list from HappyPlace. Here are a few of my favorites. For those of you who don't twitt, RT means retweet, a way to share and reply to posts.See the rest at HappyPlace.
If rockers did kids' songs. A classic from comedian Jim Breuer, and some spot-on impersonations.
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